- (via yourlifeisyourmessage)
People are always like “Don’t chase a person, friend or lover, if its meant to be, they’ll come to you.” No, get your ass up and seize your goals. You want a friend? Go out and meet people. You want a lover? Go out and show a person how special they are. You want something? Get off your ass and go get it yourself. The universe won’t give you shit if you didn’t earn it. Get off your ass.
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god